YOU SAID:
Once upon a time, I peed myself.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私は自分自身をおしっこします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I pee myself.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私はおしっこします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I pee.
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、おしっこ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, pee.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time...
INTO JAPANESE
昔々...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.