YOU SAID:
one potato licked the hot rock
INTO JAPANESE
一つのジャガイモは熱い岩をなめた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One potato ate a hot rock.
INTO JAPANESE
一つのジャガイモは熱い岩を食った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One potato ate hot rock.
INTO JAPANESE
一つのジャガイモは熱い岩を食びました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One potato ate hot rock.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.