YOU SAID:

One time i ate a squirrel and then i made out with a toilet

INTO JAPANESE

消防士の彼と別れて以来よ それって

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The last time I drank this much at a bar I made out with a fireman.

INTO JAPANESE

消防士の彼と別れて以来よ それって

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The last time I drank this much at a bar I made out with a fireman.