YOU SAID:

oof so like if i get like 700 likes then i will like kill myself

INTO JAPANESE

私は700好きのようになったら私は自分自身を殺すのが好きだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I would like to kill myself when I like 700

INTO JAPANESE

私は700が好きなときに自分を殺したいと思います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I would like to kill myself when I like 700