YOU SAID:

Open the house and a drunk dude kissed me “eww” he said

INTO JAPANESE

家を開いて、酔った男が私にキス "ええ"と彼は言った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Open the house and a drunk man kissed me "Yes," he said

INTO JAPANESE

家を開いて酔っ払った男が私にキスした "はい、"彼は言った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A man who opened a house and a drunk kissed me "Yes," he said

INTO JAPANESE

家を開いて酔っ払った男が私にキスした "はい、"彼は言った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A man who opened a house and a drunk kissed me "Yes," he said