YOU SAID:

Open your Valentine's Day card.

INTO JAPANESE

母からしか バレンタインカード着てないや

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, shit. Jesus. The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother.

INTO JAPANESE

母からしか バレンタインカード着てないや

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, shit. Jesus. The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother.