Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
Ouch! How dare you slap my bacon!
INTO JAPANESE
痛い!どのようにあえて私のベーコンを平手打ち!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ouch! how dare, slap up my bacon!
痛い!どのようにあえて、私のベーコンを平手打ち!
That's deep, man.