YOU SAID:
ouch my head just attacked my cat
INTO JAPANESE
私の頭はちょうど私の猫を攻撃した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My head just attacked my pussy
INTO JAPANESE
私の頭はちょうど私の猫を攻撃した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My head just attacked my pussy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.