YOU SAID:
palmsaresweatykneesarereadyarmsareheavymomspaghetti
INTO JAPANESE
手のひらの腕時計は準備ができています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The palm wrist watch is ready.
INTO JAPANESE
手のひら手首時計は準備ができています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The palm wrist watch is ready.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.