People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
思い込むこと時間は効果が原因の厳格な進行だ実際に非線形、非主観的な視点 - から wibbly グラグラの大きなボールのよう.... 時間 y wimey もの。
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Convinced that time is a strict progression of the cause effect actually nonlinear, non-subjective point of view-from the like a big ball of wibbly wobbly. Time y wimey stuff.
Come on, you can do better than that.