YOU SAID:

People keep on telling me I'm the most normal person in Ohio. I gotta go touch some grass, quick!

INTO JAPANESE

人々は私がオハイオ州で最も普通の人間だと言い続けます。早く草を触りに行かなきゃ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

People keep saying I'm the most normal person in Ohio. I have to go touch the grass soon!

INTO JAPANESE

人々は私がオハイオ州で最も普通の人だと言い続けています。早く草に触りに行かなきゃ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

People keep saying I'm the most normal person in Ohio. I have to go touch the grass soon!