YOU SAID:
perpetual pizza is a chastity device.
INTO JAPANESE
永続的なピザは、貞操デバイスです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Persistent pizza is a chastity device.
INTO JAPANESE
永続的なピザは、貞操デバイスです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Persistent pizza is a chastity device.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.