YOU SAID:

Pineapples we need right now, as we speak, isn’t it funny, my pal?

INTO JAPANESE

パイナップルが今必要なんだ。話が進むにつれて、面白くないか？

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I need a pineapple right now. As the story progresses, isn't it interesting?

INTO JAPANESE

パイナップルが欲しい物語が進むにつれて、面白くないでしょうか？

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Isn't it interesting as the story goes on about wanting pineapples?

INTO JAPANESE

パイナップルが欲しいという話が続いていて面白くないですか？

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Isn't it funny that you keep talking about wanting pineapple?

INTO JAPANESE

パイナップルが欲しいって話を続けたら面白くない？

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Wouldn't it be fun to keep talking about wanting pineapple?

INTO JAPANESE

パイナップルが欲しいって話し続けたら楽しくない？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Wouldn't it be fun to keep talking about wanting pineapple?