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Pizza is awesome and turtle poops and flosses over the dog

INTO JAPANESE

ピザは犬の上に素晴らしいとカメのおっぱいやフロスです

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Pizza is great on dog and turtle boobs and floss

INTO JAPANESE

ピザは犬とカメのおっぱいやフロスで素晴らしい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pizza is wonderful with dogs and turtle's tits and floss

INTO JAPANESE

ピザは犬とカメのおっぱいやフロスで素晴らしい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pizza is wonderful with dogs and turtle's tits and floss