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4m ago
We never did see what happened to South America.
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9m ago
Great story. I'll remember it the next time I get scared by a puppy. (I'm being sarcastic if you couldn't tell!)
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11m ago
I don't know why Mr. Shark keeps deploying these "Kelp-Krusaders" to talk to homeless people! They don't know how!!!
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12m ago
Who knew a bunch of music videos that were popular with early-2020s preteens could have so much lore?!
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19m ago
There is little to no e-dating on the Moon.
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20m ago
You know, when you fall down a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
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04Jun22
Vote if you're not straight 🏳️‍🌈
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13d ago
Ukrainians take no hostages this includes killing civilians! WHY IS NO ONE REPORTING THIS ON THE NEWS! Woman, children, [...]
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08Jan23
Vote if the kitten quiz on boredbutton that finds where you live scares you
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2d ago
"If I do this, then this will happen" This is called "Magical thinking" and it's a mental disorder.... so stop asking fo[...]

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16Nov09
An apple a day, Keeps the doctor away!
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15Nov09
what if god is one of us?
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16Nov09
At that time Frodo was still in his tweens, as the hobbits called the irresponsible twenties between childhood and comin[...]
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16Nov09
i didn't sleep a wink
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15Nov09
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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15Nov09
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Com[...]
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16Nov09
Great things come in small packages.
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15Nov09
Geese can be troublesome
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15Nov09
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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16Nov09
It beats me why any Baggins of Hobbiton should go looking for a wife away there in Buckland, where folks are so queer.
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