YOU SAID:

please vote.. if i get to 300 votes i get a puppy! yep, not gonna happen probably XD

INTO JAPANESE

投票してください。300票に達したら子犬をゲット！うん、おそらくXDは起こらない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please vote. Get a puppy when it reaches 300 votes! Yeah, maybe XD won't happen

INTO JAPANESE

投票してください。 300票に達したら子犬をゲット！ええ、多分XDは起こらないでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please vote. Get a puppy when it reaches 300 votes! Yeah, maybe XD won't happen