YOU SAID:
Pump your breaks kid, that man's a relic.
INTO JAPANESE
ポンプの休憩の子供は、あの男は遺物の。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pump break child man relics.
INTO JAPANESE
休憩子男遺物をポンプします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pump the break child man relic.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.