YOU SAID:

puppies are good when the explode into a MILLION PIECES!!

INTO JAPANESE

子犬は、爆発して百万個に砕け散ると良いですね!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It would be nice if the puppy exploded and shattered into a million pieces!!

INTO JAPANESE

子犬が爆発して粉々に砕け散ったらいいのに！！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish the puppy would explode and shatter into pieces!!

INTO JAPANESE

子犬が爆発して粉々に砕け散ればいいのに！！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish the puppy would explode and shatter into pieces!!