YOU SAID:

Put a condom over your head and fart through your ears.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの耳をあなたの頭やおならにコンドームを置きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your ears over your head and farting on condoms.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの頭とコンドームにおならをあなたの耳。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

In your head and a condom is farting in your ear.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの頭とコンドームがあなたの耳でおなら。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your head and a condom is farting in your ears.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの頭とコンドームは、あなたの耳でおならです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your head and a condom is farting in your ears.