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Reach out and touch Dave

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手を差し伸べるし、デイブをタッチ

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Reach out and touch the Dave

INTO JAPANESE

手を差し伸べるし、デイブをタッチ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Reach out and touch the Dave

Equilibrium found!

That's deep, man.

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