YOU SAID:
Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold BYE!
INTO JAPANESE
金を購入する現実錯覚である、宇宙はホログラム、さようなら!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Goodbye,
INTO JAPANESE
さようなら、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Goodbye,
That didn't even make that much sense in English.