YOU SAID:

Red turtle snaps against hot horse cleavers by one or two sometimes I am too far up there to see the pretentious professor pipe smoking smoke.

INTO JAPANESE

赤亀スナップ熱い馬包丁に対して 1 つまたは 2 つで時々 私は遠く煙気取った教授パイプ喫煙を見るためにそこまで。