YOU SAID:
Samurai Smacked Sam cuz Sam smashed samurai.
INTO JAPANESE
サムライ・スマックド・サム cuz サムはサムライを打ち砕いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Samurai Smacked Sam cuz Sam smashed the samurai
INTO JAPANESE
Samurai Smacked Sam cuz サムがサムライを叩き潰した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Samurai Smacked Sam cuz Sam crushed the samurai
INTO JAPANESE
Samurai Smacked Sam cuz サムがサムライを潰した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Samurai Smacked Sam cuz Sam crushed the samurai
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
