YOU SAID:
Santa eats Doritos and donkeys.
INTO JAPANESE
サンタはドリトスとロバを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Santa eats Doritos and a donkey.
INTO JAPANESE
サンタはドリトスとロバを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Santa eats Doritos and a donkey.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.