YOU SAID:

Saturday night after getting dumped, hanging out with me dog; he just farted

INTO JAPANESE

土曜日の夜、捨てられて、私と犬と一緒に遊んだ。彼はちょうどおなら

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was thrown away on Saturday night and played with me and my dog. He just fart

INTO JAPANESE

私は土曜日の夜に捨てられ、私と私の犬と遊んだ。彼はちょうどおなら

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was thrown away on Saturday night and played with me and my dog. He just fart