YOU SAID:

she couldnt have been that crazy i dont think so oh you dont think so nooo well one time she put her poodle in a microwave oven to eat it to eat it

INTO JAPANESE

彼女はそんなにクレイジーだったとは思わなかったので、ああ、あなたはそんなによくないと思うんです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I didn't think she was that crazy, so I think you're not that good.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼女がそんなに狂っているとは思わなかったので、あなたはそれほど良くないと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't think she's so crazy so I think you are not so good.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼女がそんなに狂っているとは思わないので、あなたはそれほど良くないと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't think she's so crazy so I think you are not so good.