YOU SAID:
Shirts are stupid because i'm cool like that
INTO JAPANESE
私はそのようにクールだからシャツは愚かです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The shirt is stupid because I'm so cool
INTO JAPANESE
私はとてもクールだからシャツは愚かです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The shirt is stupid because I am so cool
INTO JAPANESE
私はとてもクールだからシャツは愚かです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The shirt is stupid because I am so cool
That didn't even make that much sense in English.