YOU SAID:
Show me the way to go home; I'm tired and I want to go to bed.
INTO JAPANESE
私に家に帰る方法を教えてください。私は疲れていて、私はベッドに行きたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please tell me how to get home. I am tired and I want to go to bed.
INTO JAPANESE
家に帰る方法を教えてください。私は疲れていて、私はベッドに行きたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please tell me how to get home. I am tired and I want to go to bed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.