YOU SAID:
*side effects may include uncontrollable temptations to become rebellious, insanity, addiction to Lays, or other chronic current-generation ailments.
INTO JAPANESE
*副作用には、反抗的な誘惑、精神異常、レイズ中毒、またはその他の慢性的な現世代の病気など、制御できないものが含まれる場合があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
*Side effects may include things you can't control, such as rebellious temptations, psychosis, raiz addiction, or other chronic current generation illnesses.
INTO JAPANESE
*副作用には、反抗的な誘惑、精神病、レイズ中毒、その他の慢性的な現代病など、自分ではコントロールできないものが含まれる場合があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
*Side effects may include things you cannot control, such as rebellious temptations, mental illness, addiction to raises, and other chronic modern diseases.
INTO JAPANESE
*副作用には、反抗的な誘惑、精神疾患、レイズへの依存、その他の慢性現代病など、自分ではコントロールできないものが含まれる場合があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
*Side effects may include things you cannot control, such as rebellious temptations, mental illness, addiction to raises, and other chronic modern diseases.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.