YOU SAID:

Simon is an absolute cuck who thinks im useless because I can't cook

INTO JAPANESE

サイモンは料理ができないので役に立たないと思っている絶対的なカックです

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Simon is an absolute cook who thinks he ca n’t cook because he ca n’t cook

INTO JAPANESE

サイモンは絶対に料理人です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Simon is absolutely a cook

INTO JAPANESE

サイモンは絶対に料理人です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Simon is absolutely a cook