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YOU SAID:

Sinful Caesar sipped his snifter, seized his knees and sneezed.

INTO JAPANESE

罪深いシーザーは、彼のスニフターをちびちび、彼の膝を押収し、くしゃみをしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sinful Caesar his snifter SIP, and seized his knees, sneezing.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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