YOU SAID:

Sinful Caesar sipped his snifter, seized his knees and sneezed.

INTO JAPANESE

罪深いシーザーは、彼のスニフターをちびちび、彼の膝を押収し、くしゃみをしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sinful Caesar his snifter SIP, and seized his knees, sneezing.