YOU SAID:

sittin on the toilet had to make a duty when the duty hit the water the water hit my booty

INTO JAPANESE

義務は水を打つとき水が私の戦利品を打つときトイレに座る必要がありました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Duty had to sit in the bathroom when the water hit my booty when hitting the water

INTO JAPANESE

水を打つときに水が私の戦利品を打つときに義務は浴室に座っていた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Duty was sitting in the bathroom when the water hit my booty when hitting the water

INTO JAPANESE

水を打つときに水が私の戦利品を打つときに義務が浴室に座っていた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Duty was sitting in the bathroom when the water hit my booty when hitting the water