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slam, kaput, ow! I lay there on the floor with soggy lumps of doo-doo all over my hair and face, "Oh no this is horrible!" I thought when I got up this morning, "I won't have to put my face in a chunk of poo", but no, why should I get a break?

INTO JAPANESE

スラム、カプート、わー！私は床に横になり、髪と顔全体にドゥードゥーのねばねばした塊がありました。「ああ、これはひどい！」今朝起きたとき、「うんちに顔を入れる必要はない」と思ったのですが、いや、どうして休憩するの？

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Slum, Caputo, Wow! I lay down on the floor and had a sticky lump of dough all over my hair and face. "Oh, this is terrible!" When I woke up this morning, I thought, "I don't need to put my face in the poop." No, why take a break?

INTO JAPANESE

スラム、カプト、すごい！私は床に横になり、髪と顔全体にねばねばした生地の塊がありました。 「ああ、これはひどい！」今朝目が覚めたとき、「うんちに顔を出す必要はない」と思いました。いいえ、なぜ休憩するのですか？

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Slums, capto, awesome! I lay down on the floor and had a sticky mass of fabric all over my hair and face. "Oh, this is terrible!" When I woke up this morning, I thought, "I don't have to show up in my poop." No, why do you take a break?

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スラム街、カプト、すごい！私は床に横になり、髪と顔全体に粘着性のある布の塊がありました。 「ああ、これはひどい！」今朝目が覚めたとき、「うんちに出る必要はない」と思いました。いいえ、なぜ休憩するのですか？

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Slums, Capto, awesome! I lay down on the floor and had a lump of sticky cloth all over my hair and face. "Oh, this is terrible!" When I woke up this morning, I thought, "I don't have to poop." No, why do you take a break?

INTO JAPANESE

スラム街、カプト、すごい！私は床に横になり、髪と顔全体に粘着性の布の塊がありました。 「ああ、これはひどい！」今朝目が覚めたとき、「うんちする必要はない」と思いました。いいえ、なぜ休憩するのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Slums, Capto, awesome! I lay down on the floor and had a lump of sticky cloth all over my hair and face. "Oh, this is terrible!" When I woke up this morning, I thought, "I don't have to poop." No, why do you take a break?