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So, a guy walks into a bar...

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だから、男のバーに歩く.

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So you walk into the bar man.

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バーに歩いて行く男。

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A man walking to the bar.

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バーに歩く男。

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A man walks into a bar.

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男は棒に歩きます。

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Man walks on a stick.

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男は棒に歩きます。

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Man walks on a stick.