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So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'

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それで、やっと行ってドアを開けると、予想通り、カモメの群れみたいな髪型で鼻の穴が一つしかない、でっかい太った両性具有者だった。ああ、自分が正しい時が嫌だ。とにかく、彼は私の部屋に飛び込んできて、幸運のシュノーケルを掴んだ。そして私は

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So I finally went and opened the door and sure enough, it was this big fat hermaphrodite with hair like a flock of seagulls and one nostril. Oh, I hate it when I'm right. Anyway, he popped into my room and grabbed my lucky snorkel, and I

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それでやっとドアを開けてみると、案の定、カモメの群れみたいな髪と鼻の穴が一つしかない、太っちょの両性具有者だった。ああ、自分が正しいって嫌だな。とにかく、彼は私の部屋にひょっこり入ってきて、幸運のシュノーケルを掴んだ。それで私は

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So I finally opened the door and sure enough, it was a fat androgynous man with hair like a flock of seagulls and a single nostril. Oh, I hate being right. Anyway, he sauntered into my room and grabbed my lucky snorkel. And I

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それでようやくドアを開けると、案の定、カモメの群れのような髪と鼻の穴が一つしかない、太った両性具有の男がいた。ああ、自分が正しいなんて嫌だ。とにかく、彼は私の部屋にのんびりと入ってきて、幸運のシュノーケルを掴んだ。そして私は

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So I finally opened the door, and sure enough, there was this fat androgynous guy with hair like a flock of seagulls and a single nostril. Oh, I hate that I'm right. Anyway, he strolled into my room and grabbed my lucky snorkel. And I

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それでやっとドアを開けたら、案の定、カモメの群れみたいな髪と鼻の穴が一つしかない、太った両性具有の男が立っていた。ああ、自分が正しいなんて嫌だ。とにかく、彼は私の部屋に入ってきて、幸運のシュノーケルを掴んだ。そして私は

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So I finally opened the door and sure enough, there stood this fat androgynous guy with hair like a flock of seagulls and one nostril. Oh, I hate that I'm right. Anyway, he came into my room and grabbed my lucky snorkel. And I

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それでやっとドアを開けると、案の定、カモメの群れのような髪と片方の鼻を持つ、太った両性具有の男が立っていた。ああ、自分が正しいなんて嫌だ。とにかく、彼は私の部屋に入ってきて、幸運のシュノーケルを掴んだ。そして私は

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So I finally opened the door, and sure enough, there stood this fat androgynous guy with hair like a flock of seagulls and one nose. Oh, I hate that I'm right. Anyway, he came into my room and grabbed my lucky snorkel. And I

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それでやっとドアを開けたら、案の定、カモメの群れみたいな髪と片方の鼻を持つ、太った両性具有の男が立っていた。ああ、自分が正しいなんて嫌だ。とにかく、彼は私の部屋に入ってきて、幸運のシュノーケルを掴んだ。そして私は

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So I finally opened the door, and sure enough, there stood this fat androgynous guy with hair like a flock of seagulls and one nose. Oh, I hate being right. Anyway, he came into my room and grabbed my lucky snorkel, and I

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それでやっとドアを開けたら、案の定、カモメの群れみたいな髪と鼻が一つしかない、太った両性具有の男が立っていた。ああ、自分が正しいなんて嫌だ。とにかく、彼は私の部屋に入ってきて、幸運のシュノーケルを掴んだ。そして私は

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So I finally opened the door and sure enough, there stood this fat androgynous guy with hair like a flock of seagulls and a single nose. Oh, I hate being right. Anyway, he came into my room and grabbed my lucky snorkel. And I

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それでやっとドアを開けると、案の定、カモメの群れのような髪と鼻が一つしかない、太った両性具有の男が立っていた。ああ、自分が正しいなんて嫌だ。とにかく、彼は私の部屋に入ってきて、幸運のシュノーケルを掴んだ。そして私は

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So I finally opened the door and sure enough, there stood this fat androgynous guy with hair like a flock of seagulls and a single nose. Oh, I hate being right. Anyway, he came into my room and grabbed my lucky snorkel. And I