YOU SAID:
so i fapped to a bat that did not like my sac
INTO JAPANESE
だから私は自分の嚢が気に入らなかったコウモリにたたきました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So I hit a bat that I didn't like my bag
INTO JAPANESE
だから私は自分のバッグが気に入らなかったバットを打った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So I hit a bat that I didn't like my bag
That didn't even make that much sense in English.