YOU SAID:

So one day I shoot myself in the ding dong and my dog smiled a bit

INTO JAPANESE

だからいつか私は鼎洞で自分を撃ち、私の犬は少し微笑んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So someday I shoot myself in Ding-dong and my dog ​​smiled a little.

INTO JAPANESE

だからいつか私は丁洞で自分を撃ち、私の犬は少し微笑んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So someday I shoot myself in Ding-dong and my dog ​​smiled a little.