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Some kid told me to "get good" so I slapped him with a salmon and cod

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何人かの子供が私に「良くなる」と言ったので、私は彼をサーモンとタラで叩きました

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Some kids told me to "get better" so I hit him with salmon and cod

INTO JAPANESE

何人かの子供は私に「良くなる」と言ったので私は彼をサーモンとタラで殴った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Some kids told me to "get better" so I hit him with salmon and cod