YOU SAID:
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni so I took a bite out of a tree. It tasted kind of funny so I spit it at a monkey and the monkey started cussing at me. Two thousand years later the monkey was earth Vader and he threw his light saber at me. It missed by a meter and it hit Justin beiber
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは一度世界はとても私は木から一口マカロニを私に言った。味は猿でそれを吐き出すし、猿を始めた私を許されなくなったのでおかしいの一種。二千年後、猿が地球ベイダー、彼は私に彼のライト サーベルを投げた。メーターでそれを逃した、それがジャスティン beiber ヒット
Come on, you can do better than that.
