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somebody once told me the world was macaroni so i took a bite out of a tree it tasted kinda funny so i spat it on a monkey and the monkey made weird look at me

INTO JAPANESE

誰かがかつて私に世界がマカロニだと言ったので、私は木から一口を取ったので、それはちょっと面白い味がしたので、私は猿にそれを吐き出し、猿は私を奇妙に見ました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I spit it out to the monkey because it tasted kinda funny because I took a bite out of the tree because someone once told me that the world was macaroni, and the monkey looked at me strangely

INTO JAPANESE

私は世界がマカロニだと言った後、私は木から一口を取ったので、それはちょっと面白い味がしたので、私は猿にそれを吐き出し、猿は奇妙に私を見ました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

After I said the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of the tree, so it tasted kinda funny, so I spit it out to the monkey and the monkey looked at me strangely

INTO JAPANESE

私は世界がマカロニだと言った後、私は木から一口を取ったので、それはちょっと面白い味がしたので、私は猿にそれを吐き出し、猿は奇妙に私を見ました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

After I said the world was macaroni, I took a bite out of the tree, so it tasted kinda funny, so I spit it out to the monkey and the monkey looked at me strangely