YOU SAID:

someone help im suicidal this isnt a joke

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私の自殺を助ける、これは冗談ではない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone will help my suicide, this is not a joke

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私の自殺を助けるだろう、これは冗談ではない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone will help my suicide, this is not a joke