YOU SAID:
Someone stole my cheeseburger last night.
INTO JAPANESE
昨夜誰かが私のチーズバーガーを盗んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone stole my cheeseburger last night.
INTO JAPANESE
昨夜誰かが私のチーズバーガーを盗んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone stole my cheeseburger last night.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.