YOU SAID:

Sometimes I pee my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

時々私は私のズボンをおしっこする。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I will piss my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

時々私はズボンを怒らせます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I make my trousers angry.

INTO JAPANESE

時々私はズボンを怒らせる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I make my trousers angry.