YOU SAID:

sometimes I pretend to be llama and I spit on people in the zoo

INTO JAPANESE

彼に君のフリをさせて ワトソンと僕に　電話をかけさせた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You had him call Watson and I, pretend to be you.

INTO JAPANESE

彼に君のフリをさせて ワトソンと僕に　電話をかけさせた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You had him call Watson and I, pretend to be you.