YOU SAID:

sometimes i try to dream of something that doesn't exist, then my great-uncle shows up and diddles my holes

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時々私は存在しないものを夢見ようとするが、そのとき大叔父が現れて私の穴をいじってしまう

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Sometimes I try to dream of things that don't exist, and then my great-uncle shows up and plays with my holes.

INTO JAPANESE

時々私は存在しないものを夢見てみると、大叔父が現れて私の穴をいじってしまいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I dream of something that doesn't exist and my great-uncle shows up and plays with my hole.

INTO JAPANESE

時々、私は存在しないものを夢見て、大叔父が現れて私の穴をいじります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I dream of things that don't exist and my great-uncle shows up and plays with my holes.

INTO JAPANESE

時々私は存在しないものの夢を見ます、そして大叔父が現れて私の穴をいじります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I dream of things that don't exist, and my great-uncle shows up and plays with my holes.

INTO JAPANESE

時々私は存在しないものを夢見るのですが、大叔父が現れて私の穴をいじります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I dream of things that don't exist and my great-uncle shows up and plays with my holes.

INTO JAPANESE

時々私は存在しないものの夢を見ます、そして大叔父が現れて私の穴をいじります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I dream of things that don't exist, and my great-uncle shows up and plays with my holes.

INTO JAPANESE

時々私は存在しないものを夢見るのですが、大叔父が現れて私の穴をいじります。