YOU SAID:
sorry to break up with you, lovely cat.
INTO JAPANESE
素敵なネコ、あなたと分裂して申し訳ありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A nice cat, sorry for breaking with you.
INTO JAPANESE
素敵な猫、あなたと壊れて申し訳ありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A nice cat, sorry for breaking with you.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.