YOU SAID:

staaaaahp I coulda dropped mah croissant

INTO JAPANESE

staaaaahp私はママのクロワッサンを落とすことができた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

staaaaahp I was able to drop my mom's croissant

INTO JAPANESE

staaaaahp私は私のお母さんのクロワッサンを落とすことができた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

staaaaahp I was able to drop my mom's croissant