YOU SAID:
stab me with a machete and hang me off a cliff
INTO JAPANESE
マチェーテで私を刺し、崖から私を吊るす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stab me with a machete and hang me off a cliff
INTO JAPANESE
マチェーテで私を刺し、崖から私を吊るす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stab me with a machete and hang me off a cliff
That didn't even make that much sense in English.