YOU SAID:
stanley steamer, your certified cleaner!
INTO JAPANESE
スタンレースチーマー、あなたの認定クリーナー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stanley Steamer, your certified cleaner!
INTO JAPANESE
スタンリー・スチーマー、あなたの認定クリーナー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stanley Steamer, your certified cleaner!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.