YOU SAID:

Surely you can't be serious! I am serious and don't call me Shirley.

INTO JAPANESE

確かにあなたは真剣になることはできません！私は真面目で、シャーリーとは呼ばない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sure you can't be serious! I'm serious and I don't call him Shirley.

INTO JAPANESE

確かにあなたは真剣になることはできません！私は真面目で、彼をシャーリーとは呼びません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sure you can't be serious! I am serious and do not call him Shirley.

INTO JAPANESE

確かにあなたは真剣になることはできません！私は真面目で、彼をシャーリーとは呼びません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sure you can't be serious! I am serious and do not call him Shirley.